"Abner Jay the most unusual talent in the world. A true Southerner
from South G.A. He was raised layin on his belly, drinkin water from
the ol Swaunee River. Jay claims the secret for his good health and
being the father of sixteen young’uns, and gonna git some more, layin
on his belly drinkin water from that ol Swaunee. Abner
is twenty five years older than you think." ... more